Thank goodness for elites like former Indiana Health Commissioner Dr. Richard Feldman, for without elites like him, we wouldn't know how to take care of ourselves. A government run by elites like him is best for us, you know. It's because we are stupid, unintelligent and can't make decisions for ourselves. Thank goodness for Dr. Richard Feldman. I certainly feel better he's telling me how I should live and how others should act so that I don't make a foolish voluntary choice and go to a bar where smoking is allowed!! Imagine that - I must be such an idiot! Thank you again Dr. Richard Feldman - I no longer have to think for myself.
Thanks goodness for the elites. I hope they step up their efforts to next BAN LARD NOW!!!!!! (It's bad for you - you know - and we are too stupid to not eat it - thank goodness for the elites!)