Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Predictions for 2009-2012

The top 25 highest paid employees of the following companies will have their salaries cut by an average of 90% and their overall compensation cut by an average of 50%:

Bank of America Corp., American International Group Inc., Citigroup Inc., General Motors, GMAC, Chrysler and Chrysler Financial.

Most of the top 25 highest paid employees of the aforementioned companies will quit and go to other companies that pay more.

Government bureaucrats who think they know what they are doing (but really don't), will replace the aforementioned employees.

Bank of America Corp., American International Group Inc., Citigroup Inc., General Motors, GMAC, Chrysler and Chrysler Financial fail sometime between 2009 and 2012.

2009 will be celebrated in government-approved textbooks as the "glorious" year the United States became a socialist state.

Mark W. Rutherford is not going to buy stock in the aforementioned companies anytime soon.

Thus endeth my predictions for today.

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